Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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