i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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