She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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