I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
that's an acceptable place to lick
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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