They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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