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(502): View more from Kentucky

Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.

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(480): View more from Arizona

i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags

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(214): View more from Texas

If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you

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(519): View more from Ontario

I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today

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(818): View more from California

what are you going as for halloween?

(805): View more from California

drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.

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