whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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