he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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