Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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