You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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