i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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