doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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