I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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