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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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