I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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