She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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