i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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