i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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