I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Randomize