ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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