It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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