i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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