I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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