What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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