During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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