Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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