I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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