There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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