Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Dear god my vagina.
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