Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
When are your genitals available?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Randomize
