think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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