U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize