i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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