Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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