We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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