Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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