Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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