im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Randomize
