That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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