Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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