Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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