Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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