Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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