First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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