So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize