Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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