Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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