their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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