It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You did what with his pubic hair?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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