So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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