Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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