Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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