in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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