we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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