: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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