You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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