I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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