I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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