The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I had to cum in my sink.
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