i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Houston, we have a squirter
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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